[Despina]

Oh that was fun reading

Personally, unless it’s obvious the sender is extremely mentally challenged, I could not care less weather I am referred to as Dear/Madam/Hi.
The world is diverse; people express themselves in many different forms.
Ok, getting around it, quite frankly I had a hell of a time suffering dyslexia to express myself. From pen to paper now I still do. Words do the tango on my page and my brain has to work hard to maintain order!
Fortunately I am lucky enough to be rather bright and have an excellent formula that works well for me.
If Mr. ‘Hi M8’ wants to spend his money in my shop then he is welcome