I used to work in the Care Industry, heloing to run a home in Somerset. Where I was based we had a client, who happened to have an God Father - yes you guessed it Mr Bill Gates.
Bill Gates used to fly down in one of his helicopters whenever he was in the UK to visit.
Me bing me, decided that it was only fair to put linux on the clients PC. But got a massive telling off, and had to put it back to windows!
It turns out that the client I had, his mother happened to be part of the starting team with Mr Gates when Microsoft started.
... He wouldn't give me any free software!
