I have never been a great fan of fat girls or Black Country accents.

If the first part of that statement is true, I can see why you moved away from the area I live in.

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I have never been a great fan of Black Country accents.[/b]

No chance of you running off with my partner then Martin

I actually struggle to understand her sometimes, or have I got selective hearing

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I have never been a great fan of fat girls or Black Country accents.[/b]

now that made me laugh..

Not even when you were at uni and the beer googles were on?

I only once drank "beer" at university and that was by subterfuge. My "friends" bought me two "non alcoholic lagers" which turned out to be Carlsberg Specials. I left the pub to do some revision and woke up in Bootle. Somehow I had driven right across Liverpool in a semi-conscious state, without hitting anything.

So I'm afraid that my "beer swilling years at university" were largely wasted.

Bloody hell I remember having two bottles of these, no sorry I will rephrase that, I cannot remember having two bottles of these. I think it was only my second introduction to beer, it was like treacle and made me lose the use of my legs, brain and most of the contents of my stomach..........Never ever again

When I worked at Unwins about 11 years ago (paying for college) there was a guy who came in every day and bought 6 cans of Special. In fact he was usually waiting outside for us to open.

I could barely stomach one can, so God know's how he managed six every day.

I prefer the subtler Tennants Super, it has a maltier, less sweet taste, more rounded with a nutty finish on the palate.

Oh how I have tossed epithets regarding the merits of Special Brew and Super back and forth across a crowded cell late on a Friday with the other "arrestees", I reckon the 'Brew' tastes like Arburn 'edge. That's of course if I dunna end in the horse pickle.

Thanks to the miracle of modern policing we now have t'internet in the wor cells, tis bostin it is. Reet bostin.

hey fat Shirley wants me so I'z gonna go now.

TTFN.

Originally posted by jimbob@Sep 29 2006, 06:04 PM
God know's

Jimbob, explai'n to me the logic of puttin'g an apostrophe in a verb?

Logic? LOGIC?!!!! What's logic gotta do with it?

I have the grammar rule book and a dictionary here in my hand, and, wait...
(Strength of Hercules!!!! Anyone remember Arabian Nights fron Banana Splits? I digress)
There, they're both rent in two now.

OK Kids, free from, jazz grammar and spelling from now on in.

Actually I am surprised that I even made sense, let alone make jesty northern patois gags, due to an "heroic" amount of the Super that I had consumed... Let alone a pifflin'g mi'splaced 'apostroph'e'e''e.

Some people see the glass half full, some half empty and some people complain that the glass wasn't washed properly in the first place...