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Don't think I have seen as many subjects covered in one post before, anymore?

Originally posted by Martin@Sep 30 2006, 09:50 AM
Jimbob, explai'n to me the logic of puttin'g an apostrophe in a verb?

I was referring to my mate God Know. I missed out the words 'always wondered' after his name.

Originally posted by His Nibbs@Sep 30 2006, 11:01 AM
Logic? LOGIC?!!!! What's logic gotta do with it?

I have the grammar rule book and a dictionary here in my hand, and, wait...
(Strength of Hercules!!!! Anyone remember Arabian Nights fron Banana Splits? I digress)
There, they're both rent in two now.

OK Kids, free from, jazz grammar and spelling from now on in.

Actually I am surprised that I even made sense, let alone make jesty northern patois gags, due to an "heroic" amount of the Super that I had consumed... Let alone a pifflin'g mi'splaced 'apostroph'e'e''e.

Some people see the glass half full, some half empty and some people complain that the glass wasn't washed properly in the first place...

what the hell is this person talking about?

No offence, but seriously....oh nevermind!

I don't know.

I never liked that one of my multiple personalities and, frankly, I am pleased he only ever comes out when the moon is full, the tide is high and there is a K in the month.

I would explain more, but well, oh nevermind...