I had a client, that kept on complaining the printer he had was going to slow, i.e., the time from clicking print, to the print taking place, so me taking the piss, i told him that the problem was that the printer was situated too far away from the pc tower, the next time i visited him, he had moved the printer closer to the pc tower, i couldnt stop laughing, honestly it was hilariousssssssssssssss.