Life would be better lived backwards!
Life would be much better lived backwards
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wake up in an old peoples home feeling better
every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect
your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready to start School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and
then ........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room
service on tap, larger quarters every day, And then,
you finish off as an orgasm.
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December 2008
