Not sure how you got in, we try and keep the riff raff out.

Thats what 'The Strip' is for.
A bit quiet around there but only 2 minutes from the sea and the brits are mature and friendly. A couple of nice bars and the camp site down the road does a proper fry up with english bacon!!!
The next town up from me Los Belones is really nice. It's just like a small village and believe it or not has a curry house! Although I wouldn't feed it to my dog! There is a courtyard there and a few decent restaurants. I recommend the chinese, it's the best in spain!