Took a while but managed to get this out of him....

john says (11:22):
so what do u want sir ?
deano says (11:22):
iphone 3g?
john says (11:23):
okay hold on for me to check if its in stock sir....
john says (11:37):
we have Apple I-Phones 4GB...................$150us Dollars
john says (11:37):
are u interesting that
deano says (11:38):
i need iphone 3g
john says (11:38):
okay we have that tommorrow...
john says (11:38):
but its cost 130usd sir
john says (11:38):
are you interested in it sir ?
deano says (11:39):
that is too cheap
john says (11:40):
it our promo time
john says (11:40):
we are new company ...we are doing this to get custumers
john says (11:40):
it wont be like this as from next 2weeks
john says (11:41):
so are you interested in it sir ?
deano says (11:41):
its too cheap
john says (11:43):
we are not forcing you to buy aight
john says (11:43):
you wanna buy or not ?
john says (11:43):
thats all
john says (11:44):
and you will have to pay for shippment 50usd
john says (11:44):
do you understand that sir ?
deano says (11:44):
at that price you are offering you are a scammer
john says (11:45):
okay go to someone else okay .....and confirm if u cant be scammed heree
john says (11:45):
u pple hate to hear the truth
john says (11:46):
we are not forcing you to buy from us sir okay
deano says (11:46):
you do not speak the truth because you are nigerian
john says (11:46):
ure free to buy else where
john says (11:46):
why u say that
john says (11:46):
who are nigerians ?
deano says (11:46):
you are nigerian
john says (11:46):
no i am not
john says (11:46):
may be ure a scammer too
deano says (11:46):
yes you are
john says (11:46):
from nigeria
john says (11:47):
ure trying to make us feel ure real
deano says (11:47):
why am i scammer?
john says (11:48):
becos i know what ure up to ?
deano says (11:49):
what am i up to mr nigerian scammer?
john says (11:49):
u want me to send you the packet first and u will promise to pay when u see and not pay
deano says (11:49):
you don't like it because I know who you are
john says (11:49):
pls dont spoil my day aight
deano says (11:49):
you don't have nothing to send! You are sitting in an internet cafe in nigeria trying to get me to send you money for goods you do not have!
deano says (11:50):
SO how can you send me the goods first if you do not have them in the first place?
deano says (11:50):
so I am not the scammer
john says (11:50):
ok then if that what u think and feel then
john says (11:50):
suite urself aight?
deano says (11:50):
it is what I KNOW!!!
deano says (11:51):
Tell me, how much do you have to pay your boss out of the western union payments?
deano says (11:51):
you do not want to speak now?
deano says (11:52):
we can still be friends
john says (11:53):
sure we can
deano says (11:53):
so do you make much money from this?
john says (11:53):
what do you mean
john says (11:54):
we make money ofcourse
deano says (11:54):
you know what i mean
john says (11:54):
where are u from and why do you ask ?

john just sent you a nudge.

deano says (11:54):
I am fron england
deano says (11:54):
i am just curious
john says (11:55):
why curious
john says (11:55):
are u a scammer or what ?
john says (11:55):
what do sell or do on internet sir ?
deano says (11:55):
can you tell me why I am a scammer? I am confussed?
john says (11:56):
i am not saying that u started it all first ?
deano says (11:56):
no I told you that you are nigerian and sitting in an internet cafe. I am correct yes?
john says (11:57):
why do u think so
john says (11:57):
do have a friend who does it ?
deano says (11:57):
how much do you pay your oga?
john says (11:58):
chairman
john says (11:58):
how job now
john says (11:59):
why u dey code for me before ?
deano says (12:00):
????
john says (12:00):
???
john says (12:00):
ure a nigerian right?
john says (12:00):
but u leave in england or what ?
deano says (12:00):
no i am not nigerian
deano says (12:01):
as you can see the photo of my son is white
deano says (12:01):
but I know how you guys work
john says (12:01):
why are u still talking to me if ure not a scammer from nigeria
john says (12:01):
how do they work ?
deano says (12:01):
because i am interested in what you do
john says (12:02):
dont you have a job ?
deano says (12:02):
of course
deano says (12:02):
i am at my work now
deano says (12:04):
and you are in an internet cafe
deano says (12:04):
in which country?
john says (12:05):
can you call me now ?
deano says (12:06):
why do you want me to call you?
john says (12:06):
i will really love to be your friend okay?
deano says (12:06):
i am your friend
deano says (12:06):
who knows i may be able to help you
john says (12:06):
so i can know if ure truely in england
deano says (12:06):
yes i am truely in england my friend, i have no reason to lie
john says (12:07):
ok
deano says (12:07):
so where are you?
john says (12:07):
will you call me here nigeria i will really love to be ur friend too
john says (12:07):
how old are u friend ?
deano says (12:07):
30
john says (12:08):
well i am just 23years old
john says (12:08):
hope you dont mind sir ?
deano says (12:08):
i do not mind
john says (12:09):
and are you married or devorced
deano says (12:09):
neither
john says (12:09):
i am a student here at univerty of ogun state nigeria

john just sent you a nudge.

deano says (12:12):
what are you studying
john says (12:13):
bussiness administration now
deano says (12:13):
that is good
deano says (12:13):
you can work for me one day
john says (12:13):
but i had my diploma in indutrail and labour relationships
john says (12:13):
really sir ?
deano says (12:13):
of course if you are clever and can make money
john says (12:13):
what do you do for a living ?
john says (12:14):
sure i am clever and can make money sir
deano says (12:14):
i import and export
john says (12:14):
i promise to be honest and truthful to you sir ....
john says (12:14):
like what sir ?
deano says (12:14):
all kinds of stuff
deano says (12:14):
anything i can make money on
john says (12:15):
i am doing this becuase i pay my school fees my self and really wanna go to school sir
deano says (12:15):
that is good
deano says (12:15):
how much do you make doing this?
john says (12:15):
nothing much sir
john says (12:15):
just some time i get little changes
deano says (12:15):
does your oga get all the money and you only get a little?
john says (12:18):
i dont have an oga
john says (12:18):
how do you know the slang oga ?
john says (12:18):
its a nigerian langugae
deano says (12:18):
because i have read a lot about 419 fraud
deano says (12:18):
i know how it works, that is why I knew you were in nigeria
deano says (12:19):
so do you make more than $1000 a month?
john says (12:19):
no sir
deano says (12:19):
how much?
john says (12:20):
i have not received any money now for the past 9months
john says (12:20):
and the last money i got was 190pounds
deano says (12:20):
that is a lot of work for little money
john says (12:20):
yeah
john says (12:21):
just do it cos some pple make it from there ?
deano says (12:21):
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
john says (12:21):
and most times i am here to do assigment which i just get to do little scam from
deano says (12:21):
do your friends make much money from the scams?
john says (12:22):
i received money last since january 14 or so this year
john says (12:22):
yeah
deano says (12:22):
how much each month?
john says (12:22):
but we are not very close cos they are richer than me now and doesnt go to school anymore like i am struggling to go to school now
john says (12:23):
dont make money for the past 9months now
deano says (12:25):
maybe you are too honest?
john says (12:25):
i think so sir
john says (12:25):
whats ur number sir
john says (12:25):
i will soon be leaving here now
deano says (12:25):
so how many people are in the internat cafe now scamming people?
john says (12:26):
my time is getting up .....
john says (12:26):
so many sir
john says (12:26):
almost every body here now
deano says (12:26):
10? 20? more?
john says (12:26):
20 or more sir
deano says (12:26):
and when they get an order, who receives the western union payments for them?
john says (12:27):
what do you mean ?
john says (12:27):
most of them date on internet to scam here sir
deano says (12:27):
when a customer sends you money who do they send it to? do they send it to you or to someone else?
john says (12:28):
they send it to any name we give them ...
john says (12:29):
can you clear a check at england ....
john says (12:29):
?
john says (12:29):
do you have a bank account?
deano says (12:29):
yes but where do you get the names from?
john says (12:29):
money can be sent to ur bank account and you will just have to cash it and we share it ...
deano says (12:29):
i cant do that sorry
deano says (12:30):
i am too honest
john says (12:30):
really?
john says (12:30):
but u can clear a check?
deano says (12:30):
i can yes
john says (12:32):
but u cant do that of account?
deano says (12:32):
no
john says (12:32):
ok
john says (12:33):
how are u sure that u can clear a check in england ?
deano says (12:33):
i cant do it
john says (12:35):
why?
deano says (12:35):
because i am too honest
john says (12:36):
ok no big deal then
john says (12:36):
here is my mobile number call or text me anytime ....... +2348058012535
john says (12:36):
i have to be rounding up now
john says (12:36):
can you help me come to you
john says (12:36):
i will love to be with u sir
deano says (12:36):
ok i will speak next time you are online
john says (12:37):
can u call me sir
john says (12:37):
?
deano says (12:37):
not at the moment
john says (12:37):
ok when sir ?
john says (12:38):
and do you promise to call me ?
deano says (12:38):
i will call you later
john says (12:39):
promise ?
deano says (12:39):
yes
john says (12:39):
whats ur number ?
john says (12:39):
ok
john says (12:39):
like u sir
john says (12:39):
whats ur name
john says (12:40):
i am samuel
deano says (12:40):
+44 7014210727
deano says (12:40):
Deano
john says (12:42):
ok
john says (12:42):
good
john says (12:42):
nice name u gat
john says (12:42):
i will text u soon
deano says (12:42):
ok
john says (12:42):
cos my network and battery is flat now
deano says (12:42):
i must go now and do some work
john says (12:42):
i will text when it charged
john says (12:42):
mee too
john says (12:42):
bye have a blissful day
deano says (12:43):
and you too
deano says (12:43):
bye

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lmaooooooo lol that took a while...

My favourite part:

john says (11:49):
pls dont spoil my day aight

I don't know if "aight" was a typo but it sure made me laugh!

It’s extraordinary to see what lengths these guys will go to.

Thankfully I haven’t had any dealings with any scammers yet *touch wood*

once you go black you never go back, i mean nigeria scam

john says (12:06):
i will really love to be your friend okay?
deano says (12:06):
i am your friend
deano says (12:06):
who knows i may be able to help you
john says (12:06):
so i can know if ure truely in england
deano says (12:06):
yes i am truely in england my friend, i have no reason to lie
john says (12:07):
ok
deano says (12:07):
so where are you?
john says (12:07):
will you call me here nigeria i will really love to be ur friend too
john says (12:07):
how old are u friend ?

By the end of reading that lot I was in hysterics.

.. I am your friend..

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hehe whoooow i didn't think there was that many sat in a cafe scamming lol

did you every call/text him?

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All I want to know is....... did you call him ?

Originally Posted by mook0r

All I want to know is....... did you call him ?

There is no point or benefit in me calling him.

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